my 500th post WHAAAATWHAAAT
now I’m gonna drink champagne (which was on sale for $3.50), wait for my gf to get home and listen to goldfrapp until i fall asleep with a smile on my face.
Tomorrow, (after calling my own mother, of course, and telling her how dope she is) I think I should call the mothers of my idiot neighbors and ask them “Do you know what your sons are doing? They sit around, listen to terrible music, smoke weed all day and call their poor dog a faggot. And somehow they broke their own fucking window. Maybe you should come pick them up and straighten them out.”