he said to knock when the bus got there. via
oh god the bus signs are in Polish. annnddd this is why I can’t wait to get to this country
my 500th post WHAAAATWHAAAT
now I’m gonna drink champagne (which was on sale for $3.50), wait for my gf to get home and listen to goldfrapp until i fall asleep with a smile on my face.
Tomorrow, (after calling my own mother, of course, and telling her how dope she is) I think I should call the mothers of my idiot neighbors and ask them “Do you know what your sons are doing? They sit around, listen to terrible music, smoke weed all day and call their poor dog a faggot. And somehow they broke their own fucking window. Maybe you should come pick them up and straighten them out.”
if only.
software updates
My mac is running a new kitty and it’s a good feeling for us both.




