yep

yep

(Source: seltzerlizard)

pleatedjeans:

he said to knock when the bus got there. via

oh god the bus signs are in Polish. annnddd this is why I can’t wait to get to this country

pleatedjeans:

he said to knock when the bus got there. via

oh god the bus signs are in Polish. annnddd this is why I can’t wait to get to this country

skinsukbitchess

my 500th post WHAAAATWHAAAT
now I’m gonna drink champagne (which was on sale for $3.50), wait for my gf to get home and listen to goldfrapp until i fall asleep with a smile on my face.

skinsukbitchess

my 500th post WHAAAATWHAAAT

now I’m gonna drink champagne (which was on sale for $3.50), wait for my gf to get home and listen to goldfrapp until i fall asleep with a smile on my face.

accurate representation of my dipshit neighbors.

accurate representation of my dipshit neighbors.

(Source: medfly)

mediovivacasimuerta:

JAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJA.

I like this even better en español.

mediovivacasimuerta:

JAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJA.

I like this even better en español.

ellenlovesportia:

oh hi Linds

the best

ellenlovesportia:

oh hi Linds

the best

i can’t stop looking at gatsby things

i can’t stop looking at gatsby things

DIS IS THE BEST

DIS IS THE BEST

always reblob.

Tomorrow, (after calling my own mother, of course, and telling her how dope she is) I think I should call the mothers of my idiot neighbors and ask them “Do you know what your sons are doing? They sit around, listen to terrible music, smoke weed all day and call their poor dog a faggot. And somehow they broke their own fucking window. Maybe you should come pick them up and straighten them out.” 

if only.

lulz-time

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahhwhhwahaha I loved this shit so much. Spot-on adaptation.

(Source: bookjunkie26)

software updates

My mac is running a new kitty and it’s a good feeling for us both.

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

(Source: passion)